There are suddenly a bunch of gnats all over my room. My room is really clean though. I am now hiding under a blanket because gross.
There was one in my coffee :’[
"what kind of anime do you like?"
- psychologically damaging
- the fate of the world is at stake
It’s simple really, I spend each night traveling to a new part of the world, breaking into houses through the chimney like a deranged santa. I then go into the room of the sleeping occupant and hold a bedazzled knife to their throat. They jolt awake in a startle and then I say ‘HOWDY STRANGER IF YOU DONT FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR.COM YOURE GOING TO DIE HEHEHE’. Then they fearfully get on their computer and I watch to make sure they click the follow button before I take my leave into the shadowy night to continue my journey of instilling terror into the hearts of the vulnerable.
who wants to rob a bank with me